I did my duty as a good Torontonian last night and spent some cash at the 125th Canadian National Exhibition. The biggest attraction there wasn’t skywalker Jay Cochrane, the fireworks or even my personal favourite, those Tiny Tom mini-donuts…
Nope, the biggest lineups at the fair were for the Charmin Pottypalooza Honey Wagon — that is, a trailer of bright, clean bathroom stalls stacked to the ceiling with 3-ply, air-filled oversized rolls of ass-wiping nirvana. And best of all, no carnies allowed!
Andrew Currie 