As of today it’s been 38 years and 9 months since my parents last had unprotected sex. This morning for breakfast I finished off an ice cream birthday cake from a family do the other night, and I will now further my self-indulgence by re-publishing my most favourable horoscope for all the world to see.
“A solar eclipse on your birthday is a magnificent omen for success but first you must decide what it is you want most out of life. For too long you have been torn between conflicting paths, now you must choose one or the other and, having chosen, stick with it to the end. Great things are possible if you know what it is you desire.”
Hmm… More cake, please!