Vin Diesel to World: I’m Done

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Maybe it’s not my place to bring this up, but um… Shouldn’t you be in a couple more half-decent movies than, well—two—before you earn the right to become a parody of yourself?

And no, the critically-acclaimed Chronicles of Riddick video game doesn’t count!

By Andrew

Mobile phones, Linux and copyright reform. Those go together, right?

2 comments

  1. AC:
    If you look at page 4 of the Schwarzenegger rulebook, you’ll read “…do a movie where you have to take care of some cute kids. This will increase your marketability amongst women and allow you to break out of the action hero genre.” No doubt, the lad wants to avoid being the Van Damme of the new millenium. Say, anyone know what Seagal is up to these days?

    Gasoline Ed Miller
    Filling up on the Diesel

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