Bermuda in the Winter Olympics?!


No wonder I missed Bermuda in the parade of nations kicking off the XX Olympic Winter Games… This guy is the entire team!

Patrick Singleton will represent his country in the sport of offshore drinking—I’m only kidding; please don’t make this an issue when I visit your country next month!

As for the rest of the ceremony, seeing a Ferrari do doughnuts in front of the Olympic-sized crowd struck me as a bit odd, but not as much so as the talking dinosaur skeletons back in Salt Lake…


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