Orphaned by Ford Talent


Hard to believe, but from about 1pm yesterday until just after 4pm today this actor was—gasp—without representation!

No sooner had I auditioned for a hilarious new American sketch comedy show about office porn and nipple clamps when I received a call from my agent’s assistant, informing me that the new head of Ford Models had decided to shutter the Toronto talent division that very morning—“shutter”, by the way, is showbiz-speak for “firing a bunch of staff and orphaning an entire roster of talent with no prior notice”.

Fortunately my agent is opening up a boutique agency of his own, and he’s bringing me, his star client, the one who currently averages less than one ACTRA gig per year, with him. So if you’re looking for someone to make balloon animals at your kid’s party, be sure to let us know!


By Andrew

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